Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.

by Lnmb January 6, 2019

Nigel

A (African American) who claims they were a lifeguard, but is not for obvious reason.

"did you see leone said he was a life guard?"
"he is for sure lying, dudes a nigel"

by louiecifer May 25, 2023

nigel snitchberry

A porn stached man who resembles Nigel Thornberry who is also a company informant.

There goes Nigel Snitchberry spying on the guys again!

by The Punisher4 May 19, 2017

Nigel

The definition of Lover, the sweetest, sexiest, most charming and horny boy around. A man every girl can not resist

Friend 1: “Did you see Nigel today”
Friend 2: “Ugh do you mean that walking Sex symbol??”
Friend 1: “Yeah that’s the one ;)”

by dreamer20015 August 13, 2020

Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude

Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.

by George7788 January 10, 2025

Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.

by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024