wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011

Tickle tease

Put both of your pinky’s together and go to town

I used the tickle tease on her last night

by Tickle teaser September 25, 2023

Finger Tease

The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.

Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"

by scar13 November 8, 2009

Bro Tease

1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"

You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.

Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.

later...

Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease

by Matecio June 2, 2009

Dick tease

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.

He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...

by Hpodity March 26, 2010