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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
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Universal Energy

Definition:
1. The All Present life force energy that connects all living things.
2. Physically palpable energy that circulates in living bodies and intertwines living things.

3. Life force energy which can be channeled and directed from a healer to a recipient.
Use in a Sentence:
1. Many Energy Healing modalities teach their practitioners to circulate and direct Universal Energy to heal others.
2. Universal Energy is what connects the collective consciousness of all living things.
3. Some Energy Healers have such a strong connection to Universal Energy that their presence is noticeable even at a distance.
4. Like air and sunlight, Universal Energy is a shared resource, it’s used by everyone and isn’t owned by anyone.
5. Universal Energy is conscious, self aware energy that animates living things.

6. Universal Energy is the strand that binds collective consciousness.
by IronMikey August 23, 2025
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universal reversible

an idea or feature that exists everywhere capable of being reversed or of reversing: such as. a : capable of going through a series of actions (such as changes) either backward or forward
The yin yang is the perfect example of universal reversible
by Insufficient memory April 17, 2021
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across the universe

A sexual act that consist of sucking a vagina while singing to "Across the Universe" by The Beatles. When the girl/person with vagina comes, they have to scream "OH JOHN".
-Hey Brad you won't believe me, yesterday I went to Emily's house and we did a dirty across the universe
-OMG mate you're lucky
by 1lucabrera October 21, 2020
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Marwadi University

A place where learning is not confined to the walls of a classroom. A university that ranks amongst the best in the country.
You study in Marwadi University? Lucky you.
by giblipuff November 23, 2021
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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