Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)

Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You

by Maevaghid January 2, 2025

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Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.

That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

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Femboy Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.

That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Femboy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.

by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025

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koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

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Bumbous Toes

Toes to be described as big bulbous and bumbous like, just odd looking feet.

That guy has big bumbous toes definitely requires toe surgery.

by Bumbous Toes Xx August 13, 2025

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Proof of Toes (PoT Protocol)
noun, internet slang, emerging meme (2025–)

1. A satirical liveness test proposed to distinguish humans from AI, requiring the posting of foot images as verification.

2. A troll-meme founded by Munaf Sheikh (2025) that blends absurdist internet humor with rational commentary on embodiment, identity, and proof-of-humanity in the age of generative AI.

Etymology: Originated in online discussions (2025) as a deliberate troll-meme; now recognized as a cultural joke and speculative commentary on digital identity.

“Text CAPTCHAs don’t work anymore. Time to implement Proof of Toes”
“The only protocol AI can’t fake? PoT Protocol. Show feet.”

by BigBangThought August 18, 2025

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