Big wet bird

When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it
Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.
by Bigpp_suckrr69420 February 24, 2023
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wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.
JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.
by Bob the builder #3 August 20, 2017
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wet tennis shoe

When you have really hot, wet sex.
Dang, last night Arielle was so wet during sex she sounded like a wet tennis shoe.
by Kjsbee April 20, 2017
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my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think
by Marli2 November 16, 2009
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wet tea bag

Someone who engages in wet teabaggery.
Man, Jeffery is such a wet tea bag!
by slurpstur April 09, 2010
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Juicy wet diamond

Tim: Man.. i really need some I'm so horny that I'm having dreams about it now like last nigh---

Jim: Eww man.. i don't wanna know about your wet dream.. just go get you some girl's precious.. juicy wet diamond and get it over with!
by instan00dles July 19, 2010
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