The Dirty Portsmouth

when a male boner enters the mouth and clears its way through also knows as the "the dirty portsmouth". This may cause sever choking or death.

Kevin : dudeee you get a blow job from kelsey?
Hyunchang : yea man but they now call it the "the dirty portsmouth"
Victor :AHHHYEAH!

by Master K Chief May 16, 2010

Dirty Erich

A "Dirty Erich' is accomplished with one man, two girls.

First both the women compete for who 'gets the load' then the other swaps it between them while kissing.

Man, I banged these two babes last night and they asked for a dirty erich!!!! I was SO pleased!

by Erich the Man January 25, 2007

dirty jess

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.

boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*

by okthen... April 20, 2022

Dirty Gecko

While your nailing a girl against the wall corner when your behind her, you try to put it in her butt she will try to climb up the wall to get away

She got 3ft up the wall when i gave her a dirty gecko

by kylex waverly October 5, 2008

dirty woodhouse

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.

Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."

by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

The Dirty Elvis

Do your chick in the ass then pull it out and use her own shit to make sideburns on her face.

Bill: Hey Greg did you fuck Mary yet?

Greg: Hell yeah! I even gave that bitch The Dirty Elvis *thumbs up*

by Major Rio December 29, 2007

Dirty Smith

When you fuck yo bitches best friend on a slide at church. Or the preachers daughter on the slide.

My homeboy Zay did a Dirty Smith wit this chick. Luckily his girl didnt dump him.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009