also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socksmug. Did you see the no socks last weekend, who’s gonna tell them all their boyfriends look like rats who haven’t showered in weeks
by indiaaa2004 September 26, 2021
Get the no socksmug. What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.
"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."
by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024
Get the Cum sockmug. A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
Get the Socksmug. 
by mikeydaddy November 16, 2022
Get the sock cuckermug. by PossumDundee July 11, 2023
Get the Shit sockmug.