My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.

Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis

by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022

wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.

by jimbobbibob September 5, 2016

thanos penis

thanos penis uh uh uh daddy fuck me boxed like fish kid

thanos penis got boxed like fish

by heal1staken January 16, 2021

Penis Fence

A person who sits on the proverbial "penis fence" is a feminine male who people often have debates about whether they are homosexual or not.

Bro, it's amazing that Scott has a wife and kid but yet has sat on the proverbial "penis fence" his entire life.

by 0987654321abc April 25, 2013

Communism Penis

A penis, but it's not your, its everyone's

Your penis? No, no, OUR penis. Communism penis, its simple.

by River is God February 25, 2022

penis grapes

big and round

penis grapes r so good n juice

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

discombobulated penis

a penis that is very chubby and bends in multiple directions

" did you hear Ben has a discombobulated penis?"

by max bristow March 1, 2023