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Caca de mono

One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.
🎵 Caca de monooooo, ca.

Caca de mono, caca de mono🎵
by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020
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Dia 21 de outubro

Dia 21 de outubro foi um dia destinado desde os antepassados a bater em pessoas (especialmente em Lauras e em Lunnas ).
(October 21 was a day destined since the ancestors to hit people (especially in Lauras and Lunnas)
Hoje é dia 21 de outubro, parece que uma Laura vai apanhar.(Today is October 21st, it looks like a Laura is going to be beaten)
by RIP Paola October 21, 2020
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Papá de acuña

Alguien que no existe
Oe! Donde están tus derechos peruano?
Con el papá de Acuña
by Aikabarata October 26, 2020
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Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''
Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!
by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020
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Schlouga de Bloom

Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
by MF2020 November 1, 2020
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Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado

She just got married to gerry and this is her name...
omgggggggg so Sofie Cheng De Villemor Salgadooooooo Diaz Gerado
by ah.coco November 1, 2020
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de-posit

Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!
I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
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