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Jake

A rapist that preys on 12 year old girls.
Woah dude, did you hear what Jake did to Ansley?
Yeah man he's a total rapist.
by FuZe Orbit October 30, 2018
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Jake

Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest
Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!
by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022
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jake

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake
by aligatoe August 17, 2019
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Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).
We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.
by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013
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Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022
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jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
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Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
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