Jacob

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“Jacob is among us”

by Renyfeld November 24, 2021

jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.

person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick

Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know

by Ja228 October 7, 2022

Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.

You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!

by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.

person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”

by anonymous January 5, 2023