teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005

Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.

Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"

by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

Ukrainian urethral suck

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka

Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022

suck your mum

sucking your mum

go suck your mum

by dicking April 13, 2022

Suck my dick

It means for a girl to put your cock in her mouth and use her tongue to please you

Im so hard i want yoh to suck my dick

Ughhh yeahh just like that ughhh

by Suckitordie November 8, 2020

Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.

Go suck an Ass!

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!

by Go Suck an Ass November 8, 2017