amitoj straight

An amitoj straight is when you are playing poker with your buddies and play as if you have a straight, but you're really missing a Jack and actually don't have shit

I just hit an amitoj straight!

by eatttttttttt August 30, 2025

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Trans-straight

Trans-straight -> To be a transgender person, but like the opposite gender of the one you transitioned to

Person 1: I'm trans-straight

Person 2: oh that clears up the confusion on what I should say your Sexuality is

by Atl4s the trans-straight January 9, 2023

pencil straight

extremely straight; like a pencil

i have pencil straight hair

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022

Straight

Bad. Bad. Bad. No homo=No life.

Straights are dumb asf bc they want straight pride and a straight pride flag? sorry wtf

Hollie: Omg are you straight?
Coby: yeah
Hollie: ew betch thats fucking disgusting. ur gay now

by morehomobro April 16, 2020

Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.

Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"

by Eltuno August 19, 2019