Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

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Social anxiety

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.

Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

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Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

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Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.

Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.

by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020

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Social bitch

A person that will think, act, talk, dress anyway, believe anything, stands up for anything in any way to be accepted socially not because thats who they are the only reason they do anything is to be social ly accepted

Person1:"damn did you see how cool and woke that logan paul guy is"
Person2:"nah hes just a social bitch, thats not really who he is"

by Kill all incels2030 February 22, 2021

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