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Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016
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antarctical snowman 

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!
Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.
antarctical snowman by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Snowgrave 

Isn’t the Snowgrave route so cute? Isn’t it so cute seeing Noelle help Kris? Especially that scene with Berdly lol?
Snowgrave by Shrekislove420 November 9, 2021

Meat Snowman Surprise 

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.
Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

Snowdicking 

The act of creating a large-scale penile statue comprised in part or entirely of snow or ice for the purposes of self-expression through the artistic medium of sculpture.
It snowed three feet last night and knocked out the power, so my friends and I went snowdicking to pass the time.
Snowdicking by NonEMoose February 18, 2013
Snowload or Snow-Load is a term used to describe getting fucking wasted drunk because it's snowing and there isn't shit else to do. A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia area.
"Its snowing so we went to the bar and threw a massive snowload."
Snowload by Philly K1 January 21, 2014