Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
by Dothefig December 9, 2019
Get the SIMP mug.Simp is a contraction for Simpleton , Simpleton is a contraction for Simple Person.
ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.
ie: you are a stupid, simple person for misunderstanding the meaning of the word.
'All these Simp's keep making up their own definitions for a word already established.'
Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'
Josey " My friend is such a Simp, he buys me everything and we don't even fuck!' Josey's friend " That doesn't even make sense, shut the fuck up you Simp'
by Braybee April 4, 2021
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Get the simp mug.The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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Get the Simp mug.A simple or foolish person. Totally subservient to any alpha figure around, this can always be said of a simp with a significant other. A simpleton. A sheep to the system.
by InDepthWebster September 21, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A person (usually a guy) who tries waaay too hard to get the attention, love or sex from the girl they like.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
Jessica: Have you heard it? Pimp the Simp and his simp squad went simping a smoking hot redhead wearing leather jacket. Luckily Simp police led by captain Badass was nearby and intervened in time.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
by NeonCyberpunk July 28, 2022
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