semiterry

A fabric made from a disgusting blend of materials dat merely imitates a soft fluffy absorbent surface, but in fact is so uncomfortable to have against your skin dat you actually wish you were dead whenever you are unfortunate enough to have to actually wear said repulsive cloth.

Doc Brown was "allergic to all synthetics", and so he had wisely decided to bring along cotton underwear in his suitcase when first setting out in his time machine; there was "Noah Wayne Hellman" dat he was gonna risk having to wear any semiterry clothing during his journey to da future!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

Semidemixemisexual

The attraction to people who are attracted to gays who are actually attracted to males

Im Semidemixemisexual
dude wtf

by microwave1010100101 July 2, 2022

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 6, 2022

Semih

Semih aka Sam is known to have the characteristics of an auditor who likes to tell dry jokes

Semih the auditor

by kalmar4p July 14, 2022

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

Sement

The result of hot water coming into contact with post-coital fluid.

Dammit it Geoff, I'm going to need a knife to get this sement off the bathroom floor before my roommate comes home!

by F25ConsultingServices July 19, 2022

semisexual

According to the pride wiki, it means it "refers to people who experience sexual attraction to one or more genders or sexes, but lack sexual attraction to one or more different genders or sexes." ...So that's straight, gay/lesbian, and bisexual relationships, but you're unappreciative and love is one-way thing between your partner and you? Why is that something to celebrate about? Let them be happy.

I keep snuggling up to my boy... I mean genderfluid trans girlfriend, and zhey just sigh and said zhey're heading to another pride con. Zhe said that zhe's a semisexual and I should respect that, but I feel like zhe... he is antagonizing me to rub off the guilt he puts on own relationship.

by Dillon Schneider July 21, 2022