mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

punched

When you're describing a situation that is kinda a big deal or important.

Also

When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.

Also

Man did you see lance last night? He was punched he smoked so much crack!!

by Dotts March 4, 2022

punch perm

a fancy hairstyle as worn by Japanese punks. - Details unknown.

Six enormous heavies in sharp suits and punch perms had come through the doors ....
'The Devil of Nanking' by Mo Hayder, page 83.

by gorry January 13, 2014

pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you

The little shih Tzu pooch punched me

by KatZ55 July 16, 2021

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

punch yer cunt in

to kick someones ass

al punch yer cunt in m8

by blaire n bat August 21, 2010

Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015