Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.

Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!

by David7 January 7, 2021

Dressed for beer

Code for "already naked" or "thinking about getting naked" in any of its forms: past, present, future.

Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.

--Wanna hang out?

-Yeah, but I should warn you I'm dressed for beer

by mmmyesh December 22, 2017

Sneaky beer

When you hide a beer somewhere so when the party runs out of alcohol, You have your secret stash of beers. You can go retrieve thy sneaky beer while others suffer.

Omg I was we had more beer I’m so thirsty. Max do you have any?

Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER

*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*

OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!

by Mullinator11 January 5, 2022

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

VEERGIN BEER

Part of the incorrect transcription of the German Miss Spider theme song.

SP: Uniqua has a VEERGIN BEER cancer

by Acylos The Silver Predator December 26, 2022