Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

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Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025

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20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023

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egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023

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Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

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