Right Hand Syndrome

a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. Signs of RHS are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. Not to be confused with LHS (Left Hand Syndrome)

Ronnie: h-hi.. my name is Ronnie and I suffer from Right Hand Syndrome

Support Group Leader: admitting it is the first step in recovery Ronnie

by whysguy April 12, 2010

Second-hand Cool

Adjective: To be in with the "cool kids" through a much cooler significant other/friend

The only reason she's at this party is because she's second-hand cool

by Green Eggs September 26, 2015

2nd hand snowflake

Someone who argues with or gets offended by snowflakes and think they are doing something when in reality they look just as dumb.

person 1 *argues with snowflake in instagram comments

person 2 ''how u gonna be a 2nd hand snowflake SMH''

by bagalot March 15, 2021

Double Hand Shake

Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.

Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.

by Millzersrers February 13, 2009

Second Hand Breath

The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.

I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;

by TheCoyle September 24, 2010

2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016

Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019