Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.
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Jacob McQueary is an American YouTube Star known for his videos for the YouTube channel Stupid Metal Hardrives. He first started his channel on October 5th 2019 but originally began making YouTube videos on June 2nd 2017
Trivia: did you know that Jacob McQueary was scared of making videos for the new decade because he thought that coppa was going to come for him
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