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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
by Le random Persona October 13, 2021
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ape på crack

Eskil er en apecrack
by moiis October 4, 2020
mugGet the ape på crackmug.

cracked fucker

someone who has overdosed drugs and is actin a fool with they drunk ass
damn the hoe is one cracked fucker
by spriteuwulian November 22, 2021
mugGet the cracked fuckermug.

Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
mugGet the Border Crack and Deek Aboutmug.

crack-a-lacka

Did you see Gina? She's got be a crack-a-lacka yo!
by mariafish69 September 9, 2008
mugGet the crack-a-lackamug.

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 18, 2008
mugGet the Cracking Jackmug.

cracked sinks

This is when you turn the water on to drip slowly for the water line not to freeze over
I cracked sinks so the water lines will not freeze tonight.
by Northlacountryman January 1, 2018
mugGet the cracked sinksmug.

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