What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

dean cracked

a certain level of cracked out .

mate: oh this guy is so cracked out
mate 2: how cracked we talking?
mate: dean cracked

by spittinfax March 3, 2021

cracked

to have sexual intercourse with someone

"yeah me and liz cracked last night"
"I really want to crack her"

by wassup_emigger July 30, 2025

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

Crack Factor

1. An addictive element of something

Why are you so addicted to watching Jersey Shore? What's the crack factor?

by getnate April 12, 2012