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Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
by daklaaa March 20, 2024
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college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them
1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
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College Student

"college student" is term is someone who is traveling between the world of being a adult and finding what they want to be for the rest of their lives.
Being a first generation college student and studying to have a field in nursing.

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College Student

"college student" is term is someone who is traveling between the world of being a adult and finding what they want to be for the rest of their lives.
Being a first generation college student and studying to have a field in nursing.

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Rock-a-bye baby College

A college or university that treats kids with learning differences softly as inferiors with no educational merit
Massachusetts has Harvard and MIT, but it also has Curry and Landmark: the two biggest rock-a-bye baby colleges in America
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