by Raksov March 5, 2024
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Get the Chris mug.A very handsome and caring man that hates women periods with a passion. He also know how to treat a female very good and is great at cuddling. He makes a female feel amazing once about everything and gives everyone around him in a great mood. He is the best man for you so give him a chance!! (Hmu;))
by spvxz April 18, 2025
Get the Chris mug.A carefully curated pre-flight cocktail consisting of a Xanax, a hydrocodone, and a Jack and Diet Coke. Taken 45 minutes before boarding to ensure you don’t care about turbulence, crying babies, or the fact that your seat doesn’t recline.
Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.
Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.
• “He said he was ‘fine to fly’ but ordered a Jack and Diet Coke at 7 a.m. That’s when I knew the Chris Ben0it was in play”
• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”
• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”
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Get the The Chris Ben0it mug.Our first night was perfect. We watched my favorite movie. We talked in your car forever. You took me to my favorite place. You kissed me there. You took me to the beach at night. And then we went back to my place and you left at 6am. Everything was perfect that night. I wish it stayed that way but it didnt. You put on a show for me that night then I put on one for you. I tested you to see how you would treat me if I had nothing and you left a hole in my heart where I tattooed the memories I had of you.
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