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mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.
next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”
by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019
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bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.
She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.
by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019
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blowing up the trap

(v.) to repetitively call or text ones cellular device. in this case ones trap phone.
This chick is blowing up the trap right now and won't leave me alone.
by 6teensounds May 14, 2018
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Ream-n- blow

When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .
After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!
by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018
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Shepherds blow

the act of blowing ones nose directly into their hand.
I saw my uber driver do a shepherds blow and wipe his hand on the passenger seat. So gross.
by girl-grizzly May 23, 2018
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