Beat

The high term for bad bro

Dave lost his license today dude. Oh that’s “beat” bro

by Owkdkdowlsl December 4, 2021

Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

spank a beat

Masterbation to a beat

I want to spank a beat

by Wingman 1 March 22, 2017

beat up kuborblx day

On January 2nd you can beat up kubo and he will not fight back, because he's a dumbass.

guy 1: hey it's beat up kuborblx day!
guy 2: oh yeah i forgot! let's doxx him and fly to his home to beat him up!
guy 1: yes!!! great idea!!

by kuborblx December 7, 2021

Beat Roll

umm think tube steak.. and if ur still confused.. think... willy..and if ur sill confused .. look to see what kind of genitalia u have.

joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll.. and many orgasmic noises are coming ferm there

by Brung to u and did by: tube steak spatular holder September 27, 2003

Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.

“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”

by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021