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beni-friend

1)a friend w/ benifits!
a friend that you find appealing

a person that you are not dating but do or did like!

a "BENI-FRIEND" is a close friend that u cant find another word 2 describe your relationship!
by P1MP1N October 14, 2008
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friends with penalties

A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.

*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
by Bot7143 December 27, 2014
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Platonic Friend

1.sometimes when a man wants a women yet he knows she is grossed out/creeped out/not attracted to him he will attempt to get close to her claiming to be merely a "platonic friend".

2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
1. Chris wanted Kristen but knew he could never have her so he claimed he just wanted to be a platonic friend

2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
by LC Vince GT May 21, 2006
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Closet Friend

A good Straight friend of a gay individual that is still in the closet. Tends to help the gay friend stay in the closet.
Enrique Iglesias was Ricky Martin's Closet Friend, he always knew Ricky was gay after watching him sing Livin' La Vida Loca... But decided to help him keep the secret.

Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?

Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)
by Rossperot999 December 28, 2010
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Sugar Friend

A friend who tries to buy your friendship
Lauryn: Chris Scott bought us $70 of alcohol today
Danielle: He's such a sugar friend
by Wes Dobies November 22, 2009
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dirty friend

The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
by The Poop Man November 7, 2004
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Funeral For A Friend

A Post Hardcore band from south Wales who were once a Sextet named "January Thirst".
They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK.
"Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge.
The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record.
Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell".

I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too.

Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means.
Best Songs:

>Juneau
>The art of american football
>Bullet Theory
>escape artists never die
>The end of nothing
>This years most open heartbreak
>1045 Amsterdam Conversations
>She drove me to day time television
>Waking Up
>You Want Romance
>10 scene points to the winer

Funeral For a Friend.
by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007
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