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white trash

Common qualities to look for when identifying white trash in the field:

*ugly-ass girlfriend

*chews tobbacco/smokes

*smells like shit

*either long, greasy hair or short, shitily-cut, greasy hair

*carries around "snacks" at school (a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, a bag or 2 of Doritos, an entire case of rootbeer) and eats said snack very loudly in class.

*wears the same smelly-ass sweatshirt every day

*bad hygiene (often results in horrifying acne)

*wears sleeveless shirts despite complete lack of arm-muscle

*curses often, and loudly

*listens to the same shitty song (miss murder) all the time, loud enough so everyone can hear it

*wears cowboy boots despite the fact that they've spent most of their life in the suburbs and have never actually seen a cow

*has a "trash stash" (the type of mustache obtained when one never started shaving, usually patchy mixes of scraggly hairs and peach-fuzz)

*says the word "grody"

*loves to fight (especially behind safeway), and when not fighting, loves to talk about fighting

*women are almost always fat, men are usually way too skinny

*often associate with emo and goth people, white trash are not necessarily emo or goth, but emos and goths are almost always white trash

*wears the same hat all the time, which makes their hair even greasier and more shitboxed

*often have an ugly, fat-ass bitch for a mother who drives a schoolbus

*white trash chicks are sluts
Holy hell, CHS is infested with white trash, its population has gotta be over 50% white trash!
by wolfpussy69 May 30, 2008
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White Sunrise

when you wake up to someone ejaculating on your face ( preferably male)
this morning, my boyfriend gave me a white sunrise

i totally white sunrised that chicks face!
by kirttrik93 March 18, 2010
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white as day

when something or someone is bright as hell
"Damn, that bitch is white as day!"
by King Joffrey Jofer November 24, 2009
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White Cap

White Cap (verb): the act of cumming into a hat and placing said hat upon someone's (usually a female's) head.

The term comes from the "white caps" on waves, the white, foamy, uppermost part of a wave.
Dude 1: Lauren kept bugging me to let her wear my hat all evening, it was so annoying.

Dude 2: Did you let her?

Dude 1: yeah, but I white capped her. She didn't even notice till she went to take the hat off, and it was glued to her head!
by SexyRanchDressingMan September 12, 2010
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White Flower

The act of spitting semen back in the face of the man that was just fellatio-ed.
After Ricky finished in Desiree's mouth, she gave him a white flower.
by Lowe's4Life October 9, 2010
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White stomp

When you ejaculate on a partners face, and then stomp on their face.
Oh my god dude, i just gave my girl friend the white stomp last night.
by Richy__t December 20, 2007
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White anaconda

A awesomely weird dude with a huge cock otherwise known as Chris Ferrari
"dude that chick has been hella limping"

"white anaconda musta creeped in last night"
by hollagurl101 February 5, 2014
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