Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

wet tennis shoe

When you have really hot, wet sex.

Dang, last night Arielle was so wet during sex she sounded like a wet tennis shoe.

by Kjsbee April 20, 2017

wet gap crossing

When two heterosexual best friends are standing nut to butt and the guy behind pisses between the guys legs in front of him while giving him a reach around. But this is not gay because they are expediting the culminating event.

JT walks into the porta-potty to jerk off; his buddy MR. Bob walks in behind him and performs a wet gap crossing.

by Bob the builder #3 August 19, 2017

wet tea bag

Someone who engages in wet teabaggery.

Man, Jeffery is such a wet tea bag!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think

My Wet Monkey is a juicy, loving sexual pleasure box.

by Marli2 November 17, 2009

Juicy wet diamond

Vagina

Tim: Man.. i really need some I'm so horny that I'm having dreams about it now like last nigh---

Jim: Eww man.. i don't wanna know about your wet dream.. just go get you some girl's precious.. juicy wet diamond and get it over with!

by instan00dles July 20, 2010