Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.

"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."

by PseudoMte December 28, 2011

Walking Hazard

Aimee...

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.

by qwedcxsza July 3, 2023

intimate walking

Another word for dancing

My friend and I engaged in intimate walking this afternoon for the first time in a fortnight.

by katorisenko May 22, 2018

Sticky Walk

When you run out of toilet paper and need to hobble over to the next stall or closet to get more. This can be performed with pants around the ankles or unbuttoned, yet loosely held pants so as not to stain your drawers.

I had to take a massive dump at work and didn't realize that there was no TP in that stall.

So I did the sticky walk to the next stall and hoped nobody walked in on me.

by skintari April 7, 2011

S Walk

When you go for a suicidal walk to clear your head. Sometimes they help sometimes they don't.

Just been for an S walk and feeling much better.

by Grasshopper13 January 6, 2021

Walking on the ceiling

Pole dancing

Look at that shordy she on that pole walking on the ceiling

by Jesusdadon July 23, 2022

walk the cowboy

Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.

My boyfriend and I are going to walk the cowboy tonight! It was the first time I was in control!

by StellaNaughtBerry October 2, 2021