U

(Pronoun): You

(Noun): 21st letter of the English alphabet and is a vowel.

PersonA (over text): How are u?

PersonB (also over text): mf you're acting like you're saving time writing "u" instead of "you".

by YankeeDoodle(fife and drums) December 29, 2022

A W-F-U-L

a WFUL, or wholly fucking useless loser i.e. Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a W-F-U-L

by imcallingACAB December 29, 2022

Lug u

When you type luv u to your s.o but auto correct hits you with a G instead of a V

“Good night, lug u<3

by PlutoTheCreator January 1, 2023

Luv U

Used for people early in a romantic relationship. Meaning I’m not sure how you feel about me, but I luv the way you make me feel about me. Used as flattery. Like I don’t LOVE you yet, but keep it up and this luv could turn into love.

I luv u. Maybe someday we fall in love and I wife you.

by 44cruzzur January 5, 2023

Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023

Ima put this slime on u

IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U IMA PUT THE SLIME ON U

Put this sliiiiiiime this sliiiiiiime on youuu ima put this slime on u ima put the slime on u slime over here slime over there brrtyjfhc slime on u

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023