law of findicus

a rule that states that if you can't find it anywhere, it must be in your bag

Person A: "I lost my bag!"
Person B: "Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag"

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

step-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's stepnibling's wife.

My step-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

klan in law

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

by dERvMD July 18, 2017

great-grandpibling-in-law

1- Great-grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-grandpibling.

My great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.

My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

grandnibling-in-law

1. The grandchild-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandchild of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Luis' Law

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.

Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"

by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012