Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

Carolina tea party

Is when one girl lays on her back and 20 guys form a line and take turns dropping their balls in her mouth

Hey susie, would you like to come over for a Carolina tea party?

by Riot strike November 14, 2019

Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.

Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 05, 2020

lychee tea

a type of sweet tea from the Avatar : The Last Airbender Series served at Uncle Iroh's tea shop

I need one Lychee tea for a customer

by ryau November 16, 2020

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 17, 2019

Faggy Tea

A Hot drink made from alternate ingredients like peppermint or other herbs. Includes fruit flavoured Tea

Tim. Hey Bob Do you want some Tea?

Bob. Regular or Faggy?

Tim. Either

Bob. Faggy Tea Please something fruity.

by RandomTeaDrinker November 18, 2022