Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

sloppage

Another word for giving someone head

tryna give me some sloppage

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades

Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

Slopping

The act of fucking a big sloppy wet pussy.

I bet you Hans is going to be slopping that pussy later.

by Slimpickings October 27, 2021

Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

by Lord Of Worms October 31, 2021

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021