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snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
by allahiah December 14, 2008
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Snaked

To take something when you think they aren't looking. To swiftly take something.
Pippi was eating her French Fries and Penny snaked one from her.
by Redleader1 July 28, 2022
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Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
by Dawulferine April 17, 2019
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snake

that one girl who is constantly all over 'him' (your crush, boyfriend, ex, etc.) she likes to be the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons, she likes to copy you but then act like she’s better than you. she’s really good at spreading rumors about you as well.
friend: "omg kaylin is that timmons trying to hold onto your crush’s hand?"
me: "yeah. wow, she’s a snake"
snake: "oh i’m so sorry, i didn’t realize. it will never happen again. can we please be best friends again. i can’t lose you."
by james243265 November 15, 2018
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Snake

Someone who tries to get into someone else's relationship and thinks it's okay
Omg she's such a snake. She's always trying to ruin my relationship!
by Clearskyandwater March 12, 2017
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Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"
by 4:20 Braised steak it June 1, 2014
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