Sam

hello im paulina sam is cool but not as cool as laura and me.

sam: im cool
paulina: no

by paulinaa February 2, 2021

sam apperlee

Sam apperlee will win Americas got talent

Sam apperlee is so great she is going to win

by ##1 fan February 18, 2019

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

Sam fathergil

A kid with a lot of girlfriends

Why is he such a Sam fathergil

by Yywthd January 3, 2019

Sam

The Hottest boy ever and girls have to have to like him or else he’ll leave London

Sam is too hot

by Your live babe October 30, 2019

Sam

An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.

Person 1: Is that Sam?

Person 2: yeah it is he's so good
Girlfriend: back off he's mine

by YouAREANASSSWHOLE January 30, 2021

Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020