Real madrid

Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)

They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night

Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans

They loose their mind after hearing messi name

Real madrid football club

by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024

Real Madrid

Lucky

I hit the jackpot on the slot machine. I pulled a Real Madrid

by TacoReyes May 9, 2024

Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

Realgoating

Used in contrast to fakegoating, when someone legitimately is, in fact, the GOAT.

Person one: I’m boutta whoop you in this 1v1
Person two: nah bro your actually busted
Person three: no dawg, he’s legit realgoating

by BigChungus1488 May 24, 2024

real nigga

some guy who is black and real

"Jamal is a real nigga"

by weirdguy_xd May 27, 2024

Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.

That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024

Realio

When someone says “for real, real ect” and you don’t know how to respond

Someone : for real it was awesome

Riley : Realio

by Maplemanzz June 9, 2024