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when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021
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Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.
Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.
by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022
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Play It By Era

From March 2020 till today, we’ve been in the play it by era. So many peoples’ plans have changed due to COVID we have all come to think of plans as a quaint idea of the past.
Our wedding invitation went out to 150 people. Only 45 RSVP’d, and on 35 of those people showed up. That’s how it goes in the play it by era.
by Riversideways May 25, 2022
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play scavengar

An individual that attempts to receive play from a man/women that has recently provided play to a friend.
Brandon Superville is a play scavengar.
by Ashzus February 20, 2014
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Suspicious playsツ

Suspicious playsツ
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
by RedIsSoSus November 21, 2022
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I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
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