shit britches

pants that young guys with identity problems like to wear. shit britches do not fit properly whether around the waist or the inseam, it exposes the wearer's underwear, and it weighs down their pants like they just shit them. shit britches also make the wearer walk like gumby and several other cartoon characters and keeps them from being able to run from the police in the event they "bust a stupid dope move" and feel the desperate need to prove their manhood (usually unsuccessfully).

the origins of shit britches are debatable, but it most likely came from prison punks (aka. prison bitches) providing easy access to their cellmates for some instant romance. chicks don't usually think shit britches are sexy so it really amounts to a form of fashion that guys wear for other guys.

Yo G, those shit britches really show your feminine side!

by malinguist March 3, 2010

shit splitter

A gay man's appendage.

I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Front shit

Slang word for something which is stupid or pointless. Alternatively, one may refer to something as not front shit to refer to something which is great or of much importance.

Coined by Mr. Chi City in the YouTube episode, Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

"Let's get out of here, this party is front shit."

"See that over there? Man that ain't no front shit."

by alabone June 16, 2009

Shitting On Niggas

An expression used to brandish one's superiority. Most commonly used by young black men.

Rayquan: Nigga you whack!
Jamaal: Nigga you just jealous because I be shitting on niggas!

by Middlebury1 November 30, 2010

shit pit

1) A toilet, or place used as a toilet. Derived from army camps where pits were used to shit in.

2) Derogatory term to describe a place, bar, club, pub or anywhere that has unsanitary conditions or just shit music/drinks/women etc.

Student - "What do you think of my new digs?"
Parent - "Its a fucking shit pit!"

London is a shit pit

by Lambardo September 26, 2006

shit air

Air that was lingering in the hole, around shit, which smells horrible

Jacob farts

Yianni says, "ugh that's disgusting, that is some shit air right there."

by Yianni June 25, 2007

shit helmet

(noun) When a lover dumps a Cleveland steamer on the other lover's head, usually by request.

Come on baby, give me shit helmet.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008