National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th

Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day

by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019

National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

National punch lilia day

YOU EVER WANNA HIT A LILIA? well here you go, November the 30th is national punch lilia day

Man 1-"dam dude, cannot wait till the 30th"
Man 2- "why?"
Man 1- "ITS NATIONAL PUNCH LILIA DAY"

by Ahhahahahahhahaahhhhaaa November 27, 2020

national roast meghan day

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it

“Meghan looks like a shark”

National roast Meghan day

by Meghansuckssss December 5, 2017

National Bitchass Nigga day

This is a day that you post a boy that has treated you wrong in any type of way.

Happy national bitchass nigga day

by abilee October 3, 2021

National slap ass day

Slap someone’s ass today

Hey Ryan, did you slap anyone’s ass today? It is national slap ass day.

by Levi824 October 17, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

November 14th is national send nudes day because I said so

It’s national nudes day gimme my nudes nigga

What day is National Send Nudes Day?
November 14th
Ahh shit

by That thot kayleeee November 13, 2019