National punch lilia day

YOU EVER WANNA HIT A LILIA? well here you go, November the 30th is national punch lilia day
Man 1-"dam dude, cannot wait till the 30th"
Man 2- "why?"
Man 1- "ITS NATIONAL PUNCH LILIA DAY"
by Ahhahahahahhahaahhhhaaa November 27, 2020
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National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th
Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day
by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019
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National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there
National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
by The Remembrance April 12, 2018
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national roast meghan day

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it
by Meghansuckssss December 04, 2017
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National Squeeze Ass Day

ALL ABOUT ASS APRIL!

YOU MAY SQUEEZE,GRABBED,OR SLAP ANY ASS YOU WANT.
You see a boy/girl walking pass grab that ass.
National Squeeze Ass Day
by BloodyTay April 11, 2019
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National get naked day

It's National get naked day!
So go out and get naked my friends!

Have fun!
P1- Hello!
P2- Get naked!
P1- Why?
P2- It's National get naked day!
P1- Okay!
by ImADummy June 22, 2021
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