crowning moment

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017

Uki Moment

1. A moment of extreme failure or over dramatized action, usually followed by stating the obvious.

2. A place in time where someone tries to cover up ridiculous or embarrassing behavior using non-logical arguments.

3. The absence of logic in day to day speech.

1. "I think I broke both my nose and my spine at the same time. That hurt." "I think she just had an Uki moment..."

2. A woman trips over herself. "I did that on purpose!" "Ouch, Uki moment."

3. "The grass is purple outside my house." "Uki moment..."

by tallestpurple April 23, 2010

Manhattan Moment

In reference to one of the main characters of Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan, to relate to when you lose yourself in time from sometype of past memory. A photo, a purfume scent, a ringtone, all of these could possibly take you back to a moment that has already occured.

It's April 7th 2009, I'm writting this definition to 'Manhattan Moment' during a Manhattan Moment of my own.

by Ezzy Zalpz April 7, 2009

blue ball moment

when you think sumthin will happen...when in the end it doesn't happen..much like when you get a boner...and never wackoff

the team was up by 20, and i was sure we would win...but got beat by 2...what a blue ball moment

by sheaspeck September 9, 2005

jenny craig moment

a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.

*wile sobbing* guy:"do you know that your my bestfriend. you stuck by my side when nobody elese was there."

bystander: "you guys and ur damn jenny craig moments"

by superFAIRY200 January 10, 2008

pre-senior moment

a momentary lapse of thought in an individual, generally between the ages of forty to sixty-years-old or so: a brief aphasia when one cannot think of what to say or the right word for a thing, or has a momentary lapse of memory. 2. To draw a blank.

"Damn - I knew exactly what it was a minute ago, then it slipped away from me: Forgive me: I'm having a pre-senior moment."

by sadi ranson-polizzotti January 10, 2009

White Trash Moment

An instance when an aluminum can (especially a beer can) falls out of your car door and makes a loud, clanking sound, the act can make the classiest perpetrator reduced to appear as trailer trash.

*opens pickup truck door in front of friends*

-CLANK-

Oh crap, I just had a white trash moment!

by Bryce Man July 29, 2009