I'm in lesbians with you

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 22, 2024
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i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night
Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!
by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017
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Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
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I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 09, 2023
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I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."
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I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022
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