turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 03, 2022

muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman

I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.

by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo March 18, 2014

Muffin lips

Kayla Paine

I saw this girl named kayla Paine she had quite a set of muffin lips

by drjgklsfgkgjkaf January 25, 2012

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 30, 2017

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 05, 2017

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 05, 2017