crowning moment

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017

Mikey Moment

The act of telling a joke to a group of people and nobody laughing at all.

Mikey tells a jewish joke and nobody laughs. aka Mikey Moment

by Mikey Wilkinson June 27, 2011

wine moment

A wine moment is the compelling urge to empty the bowel following the consumption of wine.

One bottle of wine could lead to a wine moment.

by SL1 October 29, 2007

blue ball moment

when you think sumthin will happen...when in the end it doesn't happen..much like when you get a boner...and never wackoff

the team was up by 20, and i was sure we would win...but got beat by 2...what a blue ball moment

by sheaspeck September 9, 2005

jenny craig moment

a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.

*wile sobbing* guy:"do you know that your my bestfriend. you stuck by my side when nobody elese was there."

bystander: "you guys and ur damn jenny craig moments"

by superFAIRY200 January 10, 2008

pre-senior moment

a momentary lapse of thought in an individual, generally between the ages of forty to sixty-years-old or so: a brief aphasia when one cannot think of what to say or the right word for a thing, or has a momentary lapse of memory. 2. To draw a blank.

"Damn - I knew exactly what it was a minute ago, then it slipped away from me: Forgive me: I'm having a pre-senior moment."

by sadi ranson-polizzotti January 10, 2009

White Trash Moment

An instance when an aluminum can (especially a beer can) falls out of your car door and makes a loud, clanking sound, the act can make the classiest perpetrator reduced to appear as trailer trash.

*opens pickup truck door in front of friends*

-CLANK-

Oh crap, I just had a white trash moment!

by Bryce Man July 29, 2009