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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
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cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
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Nyash Monster

A Nyash Monster is a man who scrounges for a females nyash
A Sean Lawton is a nyash monster
by Nyash Amateur April 27, 2022
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ugly monster

My ugly monster is gonna rip your throat!!
by 4744jay October 30, 2017
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Monster

a person, typically a child, who is rude or badly behaved.
"Christopher is only a year old, but already he is a little monster" -Chief Inspector Marlowe
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.
"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."
by Biskithedd January 13, 2009
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