At least we're not Mississippi

Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.

Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

vicksburg, mississippi

a town full of drama and pregnant 13 year olds

Dang I wouldn't want to live in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

by real boy lucas February 9, 2017

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

by Damanjan June 21, 2017

liberal, missouri

fuck town with nobody that isn’t high on meth.

“yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”

by Liberal, Missouri March 25, 2019

Silex, Missouri

A small town in east-centeral Missouri where you know everyone because they have the same last name

Person 1: Are u from Silex, Missouri?
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Person 1: You have the same last name as me.

by qegsjidjrnrj April 13, 2019

Adrian, Missouri

A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.

George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!

by Abridges528 May 19, 2022