by Shalangalang June 22, 2006
Get the go to friend mug.1)a friend w/ benifits!
a friend that you find appealing
a person that you are not dating but do or did like!
a "BENI-FRIEND" is a close friend that u cant find another word 2 describe your relationship!
a person that you are not dating but do or did like!
a "BENI-FRIEND" is a close friend that u cant find another word 2 describe your relationship!
by P1MP1N October 14, 2008
Get the beni-friend mug.A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.
*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
by Bot7143 December 27, 2014
Get the friends with penalties mug.1.sometimes when a man wants a women yet he knows she is grossed out/creeped out/not attracted to him he will attempt to get close to her claiming to be merely a "platonic friend".
2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
1. Chris wanted Kristen but knew he could never have her so he claimed he just wanted to be a platonic friend
2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
by LC Vince GT May 21, 2006
Get the Platonic Friend mug.A good Straight friend of a gay individual that is still in the closet. Tends to help the gay friend stay in the closet.
Enrique Iglesias was Ricky Martin's Closet Friend, he always knew Ricky was gay after watching him sing Livin' La Vida Loca... But decided to help him keep the secret.
Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?
Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)
Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?
Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)
by Rossperot999 December 28, 2010
Get the Closet Friend mug.by Wes Dobies November 22, 2009
Get the Sugar Friend mug.The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
by The Poop Man November 7, 2004
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