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Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023
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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
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Free

Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.
Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.
by Maddiison November 24, 2018
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From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.
Person 1: Free Palestine! :3

Person 2: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024
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first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.
First month free is coll
by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017
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FREE BOLE

THE BOLEMAN HOUSE has been locked up and in a pen for an unknown cause but this term is used to show awareness for the locking of THE BOLEMAN
Ayy yo hear what happens to bole. Yeah, that’s tuff FREE BOLE
by Anonymous unknown person September 7, 2019
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sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues
Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)
by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021
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